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Anonymous said...
does the yacht club rent space for private parties, Im looking for a place to have a wedding rehersal dinner Aug 28th
Thanks
peter
Babies.Parents always go on and on about their newborn babies.
Okay I got it, it craps it's pants and the shape of it's head is in the 97th percentile.
You have a nice average baby. Stop [...]
Sports Announcers
I AM TRYING TO WATCH A GAME.
SHUT UP.
Every 2 seconds it's like
"Remember that game in 1987 when i actually got off the bench and I made an awesome play and won the game."
Close your mouthWhen some people eat.. they just can't be bothered to chew with their frickin mouths closed.
The look of the food isn't the gross part.. it's that slopping noise. I'm okay with people who snap [...]
The (Awful) Contributions of Hippies
1. Mediocre Guitar Playing
2. BAD BODY ODOR
3. Names like: Flower, Sunshine, Serenity, and Gilbert
4. Birkenstocks
5. Annoying artsy fartsy teenagers who think they are [...]
odysseyVIA
Leo DiCaprioome people really like Le DiCaprio, but personally I'm not partial towards him. First of all, in Titanic.. There was room for him on that cabinet. That selfish redhead.. More importantly, I'm fairly [...]
Nature..Ahh.. so beautiful.
The audacity of pocket changeMy Sources
Unfortunately, You're gonna have to click on this one
Natural HarvestNatural Harvest is a recipe book that all you annoying organic freaks will love!
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like [...]
Keyport Yacht Club Regatta Today!
Come out and support the Jr Sailors today at the first regatta at the Club today! The place will be busy today with sailors coming for the surrounding areas. The kids have been working hard to [...]
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Anonymous said...
How many hits did the "official" web site get since Pat got off his lazy, incompetent backside and actually updated it? Too bad it took the blogger publically [...]
Acapella
Acapella is always a hit or miss type of thing.
Glee = Miss
This Video = Hit
DEP: Oyster restoration project must be removedWorkers at the NY/NJ Baykeeper office in Keyport got alarming telephone calls Tuesday from their supporters on the waterfront: state officers in boats were on the group's oyster restoration site.
This Thing of Ours!
It all started as a crazy concept late last year, right before the club’s annual meeting. A group of members met and were formed. Ideas flew from wall to wall, in regards to having some fun and [...]
Retiring Keansburg police chief hired for $120,000 manager post
Longtime Police Chief Raymond B. O'Hare becomes the borough manager Thursday with an annual salary nearly matching his pension.
With 38 years on the force, O'Hare, 62, will be [...]
This Weekend
The schedule was so busy lately that there was literally no time to sail or enjoy life. This past weekend was different as all the activities of summer were up to date, at least for now. The early [...]
What? Meet my little friend? Anonymous fight anonymous...What the fuck
Anonymous said...
Trust me if I wanted to be there I would be...
and if I wanted to kick you in the ass I would do that too... Keep up the good work!
July 1, 2010 7:43 [...]
Jr Sailing
There was a story circulating last season that when Jonathan resigned as the Jr. sailing chairman that the former rear commodore from a few years ago was going to volunteer for the position. For [...]
Milestones
Every day we experience new things in life and the Blog is no different.
First item worth mentioning is that this is the longest 15 minutes in history.
As of today we have [...]
Happy 4th of July
Here in New Jersey, we're lucky to be surrounded with historic reminders close by of the Declaration of Independence, including the Washington's National Archives and Philadelphia's Independence [...]
Here we go again....Car Wash Will Be Due
Anonymous said...
Hey Blogger Boy
Did you ever think that the girls are tossing the eggs because no one has displayed to them that eggs used are for cooking. Preparing a [...]
Another parity....for you.
BOG: We are going to get that Blogger!
Training Day: It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.
BOG: We will throw eggs at your car.
Good Fellas: Now go [...]
Comments Today
Anonymous said...
Hey Blogger! I've been reading tidbits and I would characterize the a-holes at your club as "tricky" and "slippery". And I would venture to say that some of the [...]
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Momma will like you more too!
Comments....Thanks for the Input!
Anonymous said...
Oh shit these Depends can be put on when I go sailing so I dont have to pee over the side!
July 8, 2010 3:03 PM
Anonymous said...
There [...]
Today Happy Monday High Tides
Its a new day with some good weather expected and you know what happens during those days. BOATING BOATING and more BOATING...Enjoy and stay safe...
Jr Sailing will be resuming this [...]
Sounds Like a Good CauseKEYPORT, N.J. -- A Keyport, N.J. man has started a charitable fund-raising campaign for wounded Staten Island soldier Brendan Marrocco, according to a published report.
John Clancy [...]
Freeholders vote to oppose wind turbine
Resolution calls for more study of proposal for Union Beach
The Monmouth County Board of Chosen Freeholders unanimously passed a resolution opposing construction of a 380-foot-tall [...]
Boat roams Perth Amboy down to Atlantic Highlands pumping sewage in attempt to save bayMike Schumacher and Amy Testa collect sewage from boat in Keyport, N.J. Related New Jersey has a new Head Mistress.
NY/NJ Baykeeper's appropriately named sewage-pumpout boat expands [...]
NEW BLOGGER
This my first blog, decided to see if i can make money sitting on my butt all day long cuz ive been sitting here for free and hubby wants me to get a job.
so help me tell everyone i need money [...]
blogging
Here i am havnt made any money yet but i guess i have to blog for ppl to read.
i was at my sisters last week taking care of my brother,who had a minor stroke. he is ok now thank god it almost [...]
CRAZY
Crazy is the topic today, my husband drives me cray my kids drive me crazy, and not in a good way. where should i start, i got married at 19 already had a 3 month old baby. met husband 3 weeks before [...]
continued
A little over a year later my dad introduced us to marykay who had 2 kids of her own.
younger than me,a girl and a boy we where at a picnic,i got along with the girl but the boy was a wild [...]
Teenage years
So my teenage years,my sister got pregnant we where told,she was going to have the baby.
So now im gonna be a aunt very excited i was.so in july of 1976 she has a baby boy who we called [...]
teen yrs cont.
so here i was a only child now because my older sister and brother's had moved out and the younger step brother and sister where living with their mom.
I had no probably fitting the role being [...]
Marriage
Here i am just terned 19 and have a newborn in tow,her dad and i talk on the phone but he is in the marines.
We talk about me moving to california where he is stationed at.But one night i was [...]
marriage cont.
So here i am recently married,which so many people where against.Many of them giving us 2 years only,but we knew we just clicked together in everyhing we did.No it wasnt exactly a great marriage and [...]
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