Natural Harvest
Source: my shoes are too small..
Jul 26 2010 01:00 PM
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"
But what's worse about this disgusting cook book, are the very enthused comments and reviews..
"Leaning towards fruitarianism, I also like the fact that semen can be procured naturally, like a ripe apple that drops from a tree; it is its natural time to come..." By Karen Stollznow
"My hot sexy 13 year old girl friend bought it for me && sent it to me in the mail (since we live in different states, yo). and i sed "FINEE" so then i red a sperm pastry recipe and i tried it and it was the best pastrie ever dat it had brought tears to my eyes and then it made me more happier to masterbate. it improved my masterbating skillz, dog!" By Joshua Waters
So I guess pedophiles and vegetarians will love this book?
